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"It was arranged, I swear!" - August 1st, 2018

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Comrade Kenneth Donkey Dick III is a native from Kazakstan who's bio is unknown because "I don't fucking know". He claims that his pet dog has humped his teddy bear and can no longer sleep with it. He refuses to have it washed to avoid getting the cum stains on the rest of the laundry. Kenneth also claims his pet horse has humped a tree and while trying to get his horse to stop, the horse kicked him in the dick and now Corporate Kenneth Donkey Dick III has a vagina.

One day, Kenneth showed his Youtube channel to his classmates in school and was immediately expelled afterwards.

He's once pondered if he could kick his horse's dick to entertain the children, also wonders if he could make the children cry by putting down his piñata wife.